based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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