just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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