she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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