Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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