Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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