There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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