Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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