Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
