haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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