Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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