how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
