Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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