More tranny stories later!
I met the friendliest cop last night
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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