I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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