y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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