I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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