i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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