Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
So many bounce houses so little time
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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