um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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