I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
two words: eviction party
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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