names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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