You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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