You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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