I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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