she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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