its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.