i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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