It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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