Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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