They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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