just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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