She went from zero to smokin in five shots
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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