i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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