I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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