i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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