Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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