He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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