They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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