Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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