Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
false alarm. still invincible.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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