am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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