why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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