Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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