He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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