You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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