Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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