So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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