just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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