Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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