Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
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You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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