Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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