i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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