Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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