This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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