I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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