i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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