I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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