if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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