Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
sex in a hospital.. check
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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